I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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