she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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