yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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