i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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