well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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