umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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