You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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