im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
