Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
