hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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