i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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