Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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