apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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