brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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