It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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