your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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