People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
There was a lot of him and a little penis
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We have started to decorate penises.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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