She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Come share oat with me in your robe
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Randomize
