kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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