the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
