You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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