i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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