Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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