Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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