Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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