I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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