I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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