I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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