Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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