Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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