Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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