Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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