It's like a parade of train wrecks.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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