My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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