I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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