I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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