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My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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