I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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