So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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