conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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