You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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