i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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