Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
