White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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