No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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