Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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