I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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