I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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