But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
it's like heaven, but drunker
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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