Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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