make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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